leafcutter john
by mikrosopht

hello my name is john and I am a recovering concept.

how tall r u

between 5 and 6 feet, depending on my height.

do u like to fool people
noyesno.

soup, salad, shoe-string dresses, berries, pop-up music or spandex
roast potatoes.

when someone is upset with you, you
[a] all of the above
[b] tell them to eat some cheerios
[c] watch their mailbox like vietnam guerilla warfare
[d] ask wutz up
[e] all of the below
*note: please make sure to fill in a single answer box completely with a #2 pencil*

we dont have #2 pencil's here in the uk will a HB do? anyway people never get upset with me 'cause i'm a good boy.

how long have u been brushing your own teeth
I don't answer questions about teeth.

wut iz yet favorite substance
technetium (Tc/43).

an obese bunny flies into the air, falling from a 747, you do wut
id go over to where it fell and see if it was ok.

do u plan 2 write music till yer 6 feet n rollin the long johnz jonezin
thats not what i'd imagined.

will u meet me at the copa cabanga in 30 minutes
send me the ticket and I think about it.

wut iz yer ideal OS
OS german sausage.3

fm radio, television, overhed, phone, phono, treehouse, or hole
ricky martin.

do u get n a special mood when u write music
no - just when i touch myself.

wut does the power rangerz music do 4 u
do you mean the mighty morphin' power rangers? - can't really say it stuck in my mind.

wut do u see for the future of humankind
i'm not sure, but I hope sleeping and shagging play a major part.

wut sorta indigenous creatures live on planet-mu
humans - and I have crabs (which i caught from Mike p).

wut do u like the audience 2 do at yer show
I don't care, as long as I'm having fun.

do u have any phobias
I have phobia-phobia.

wut element in the whole musical field iz the most interesting to u
the workings of genius.

have u ever shot someone in the head twenty_nine times
not yet.

think of a color, now think of an object that color, now throw it.
wut color /object is it and what happened when u threw it

the red minidisc just fell onto the floor.

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