song: the naked chef
store
by mikrosopht

what city is nearest stores present location
brian klein (machinist): dude he's from osnabrook, illinois, only 40 miles
south of chicago. we hang out all the time to drink
some brewskis and watch the cubbies on tv.
how does it compare to his hometown?
if it is his hometown, does he plan to live abroad
konrad behr (bad comfort): years ago store has decided to live somewhere totally else. by using the internet, space has fainted away, and therefor he's at home everywhere now. real places are of no importance anymore
do you listen to a broad range of musics
Store: Yes I do... no I don't.. I just listen to music... which range is meant? I don't get the question.
has store ever gotten very sick?
Phoenelai: Well, being that Store's located in Germany and not Japan, we know at least he has stayed clear of SARS. He's complained to me about having the "jitters", anxiety, nervousness, hyper-tension & paranoia. But I told him to relax it's just that 5th cup of coffee kick'n in.
how old does store hope to live to be
instruction shuttle: store hopes to live to be a million years old so that he can watch all the generations retinascan artists' kin come and go! =)
what is/are your favorite food(s)
Lo-bat: Some of these very spicy trash noodles are just perfect for him. I forgot the brand but they're in this black box with a figure in flame on it, or something similar... Also included (and the secret of these noodles) is a little bag with the spices. The marks on the package indicate if you're a wimp or one of these 'iron stomachs' depending on how much of this substance you put in your noodles. Store (in his own words) can "easily take it all", I think we might conclude that Store has an overal weakness for hot spicy junk in a fancy box.
on average, how long do you sleep at night
Store: round about 7 hours
do you write music in the dark or the day
toiminto: Store writes music in the deepest darkness in his underground facility, with
no lights on and only the monitor emits the smallest light amount directly
to the music in the dark dark night
how many days a week do you work
Store: all 7... 5 in my job, 2 for the Retinascan label.. some days both at the same time, so I guess I should say more than 7
what is your favorite animal species
ralf from the very famous boy-group siemers:
the answer is "A", of course: all animals:
A is for abiogenesis: and god created god.
B is for the bee: the bear: the beaver: the beer and the be-bop: and in the beginning: there was.
C is for the sea: where all of us come from: and the more intelligent entities go back.
D is for dee dee ramone: an animal on his own.
E is for entenhausen.
F is for erika fuchs: the goddess that created entenhausen: and carl barks.
G is for mother goose: erika fuchs again.
H is for for all the tired horses in the sun: whistle while you walk.
I is for "hey there, little insect": and: memyselfandeye.
J is for joey ramone: an anima on his own.
K is for kim fowley: the animal god of the streets.
L is for the holy llama. (quod licet jovi non licet yogi.)
M is for meat: mud: maggots: mumps: and murder.
N is for no. and noise. and eno.
O is for omega: the world serpent.
P is for punk: slaughter and the dogs flogging a dead horse: pelle, petz und pingo.
Q is for the quagga and the dodo: alk and ur: crossword animals.
R is for rommel: alistair: jonny: moe: the centre and thee heart ov thee universes.
S is for escape: press space bear: search and destroy (duck and flutter).
T is for the animals: the beatles: the zombies: the byrds: the monkees: the troggs.
U is for you: the humanimal.
V is for thee beast vicious: syd.
W is for the worm: the mineurhizom: undermine the system.
X is for xenobiology: for all the animals on betazed, vulcan and qo'noS.
Y is for yeti: and dance of the lemmings.
Z is for zoophobia: hell.
and please be aware: animals are neither eatable: nor edible: nor drinkable.
beefheart can damage your health.
tap, bottled, well or rain water
Bill Jarboe: All of the above.
who does store respect
Sabastian Boaz: well Store respects myself because i respect Duran Duran speaking of which if you like Duran Duran you should get a copy of my new album Audiocraft ;)
do you read about economics/politics? if so, what good/bad do you see happening
carl kruger: on the political front i've noticed alot of good in the mobilization and uniting of formerly unheard voices, alot of which is being done via the internet; and since large numbers of these people are younger, it's great to see members of the mtv generation being more responsible in respect to current politics, as it would seem young people are getting the idea that what their govt does and doesnt do affects people just like them in other countrys; what i see as the the bad in politics isn't original: the us and isreal get to do as they please and everyone else is looked down upon by the two for asking uncomfortable, yet entirely reasonable, questions
store believes the past two years have provided the world with a timeless lesson to future superpowers: listen to and hold on to your friends, even if what they have to say goes against your unstated intentions
how do you feel when you finish a song
Store: challenged to make the next one better.
do you play your music live, dj, vj, ej, etc
nebogeo: don't know about store, but nebogeo only plays live to inanimate objects and sometimes pets, although occasionally his flatmates will overhear by mistake and have been known to start dancing.
airplane, train, car, bike, skateboard or feet
spezialagent: He would like to fly to the bakery in the morning, when he's really tired and doesn't look at the traffic. That's really dangerous. Maybe he dies, because somebody hits him with a big Mercedes. Who will feed his cat, his wife, his children and his mailbox? When he's horny, he likes riding a bike. But that doesn't happen very often. Every time he's trying skateboarding his ass gets hi-jacked by his neighbor. He is really awesome, but cute in a way. He drives a very big car from Moldawia. Store hates it. Store hates all cars. They poison the air. We all have to die because of the car-nazis. Why do we have two feet, that can wear shoes made of steel? To crash cars.
what is/are stores favorite activit(y/ies)
Store: chatting.. is that an activity? meeting people.. in general.
who would store make love to in a second
Herschel Krusztofskij: Store cannot make love to anyone in a second. If he makes love, he's an extremely enduring and extremely sensitive sportsman. However, generally he prefers his extremely beautiful and extremely headstrong wife for making love.
if store could live on the moon, would he?
omnid says:
As we all know television reception on the moon is very,very poor and Germans love David Hasselhoff. I believe he would not live on the moon because he would not be able to watch his favorite t.v. program "Moonwatch" starring who else but the "Knight Rider" himself . Check here for more info
has anything weird ever happened to store?
Řivind Godal, Roner & Tesen: No, nothing weird, funny or extraordinary has ever happened to Store. He lives in a world controlled by boring people. Because of this he buys his bread, goes to work, watches tv and sleeps. All the weird things only happen to the people he watches on tv. Thats how the boring people keep their power. Thats how the boring people refuse him the experience of anything weird.
anything else
Store: yes, lots of stuff.
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