song: wrecking posse
song: fish head

joseph nothing
by mikrosopht. photo by age yoshida.



who is Joseph Nothing, in 3 words or less
A Sneak Thief.

when you forget what you were going to say, you:
a. forget what you forgot about and forget it all
b. don't mind too much
c. try to remember
d. other (please explain)

d. pretend to be sleepy.

how did you come up with the title Dummy Variations ?
Because I'm good at plagiarism.

are those pieces of your face on the jacket art ?
No.
I cut all of them from many Japanese pornographies I had.
I thought it's wasteful to just throw away,so I did it.
Cheap collage is my habit.

& would you ever consider a date with the main girl_thing on the cover
I would love to do it if she really exists.
I like a curl haired mature woman.

if you had to choose a tatoo for mike paradina's forehead
what would it be

It's a difficult question.
Well,"Oi" is cool I think.
I've seen such a punk guy in France,and I thought it's cool.

do Joseph Nothing & Rom=Pari ever fight for attention, or do they each have their own reserved time?
Joseph Nothing & Rom=Pari are only me.
Rom=Pari is R.I.P.

sugar, salt, marijuana, water, tobacco, alcohol, or shampoo & conditioner
? I love water the best.

what is the worst thing to do at 3am
I think jerk off is the worst.

what is your earliest childhood memory
Maybe shoplifting is my earliest childhood memory.

what musical roots do you credit some of your styles to
My musical roots are 80's Heavy Metal,Death Metal.
Most of them are not worth listening,but around 10% are really awesome.

in 5 years where do you see your left hand
I'm a left-handed man.

what is the record number of wires you have had plugged into one socket
?

when you fly a kite, do you ever run a lot, or do you let it fall and wait for some wind
When I fly a kite,I always cut its string and say good-bye.
It's really fun for me to see where it goes after that.

what's your favorite dinosaur
Nessie is the best.

name your 10 favorite fruits, vegetables, & fungi. please describe each
1. Tomato - I love pizza.
2. Japanese Horseradish - I love spicy things.
3. Cabbage - I can't live without it.I'm a vegetarian.
4. Mango - Hong Kong mango is the best.
5. Papaya - I love to eat it with putting lemon sauce.
6. Cucumber - I ate today
7. San Pedro Cactus - It's good for trip
8. Psilocybe cubensis - Awesome magic mushroom
9. Hawaiian baby woodrose - I haven't tried it though...it seems to be good.
10. Marijuana - Awesome

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