song: fishhead strategy
song: toothpick samples

trrg
by mikrosopht



what sort've cloud formations do you presently have in your local sector
hm.... big swooshy ones and little deerpoop ones

what do you think of poop, as a feeling
like a snail

why did you kill your dog with caffine pills
well..... i only tried to. i failed :\
i tried to kill the neighbors dog with chocolate....didnt work either
hm....

why
why do anything?

what do they do
they .....
walk around my back yard...
lick each others crotchs
and....
sleep in crates
gracie and georgie
both unable to reproduce

coz of the caffine ?
you have them strung out on your drugs ?

well.......
i almost gave them dxm

are you a canine drug dealer
nah
fuk them

cats ?
nah
but i blow potsmoke in hamster's faces

but why
are you a cruel person

well,
it depends
sometimes. like anyone.
but usualy......
only to make them giggle
with the dogs....
just to make them more dumb i guess
my dogs are very slow.

did you buy dumb dogs so you had more reasons to laugh in your everyday life
my mom bought them i think
i didnt
i want to kill them
and ship them off to TN
but..

do you think that was a part of her motives ?
no....
i think her and my sister just like dumb dogs

do they like country
they dont know country
i keep trying to show my brothers hamster his homeland
he thought that the top of an umbrella was his natural habitat once.

hahahahaha
that is amazing

yeah
he looked pretty amazed
i wasnt though
i felt sad for him
because...
i mean,

he's retarded
?

u have to feel sorry for something when it doesnt even know what its natural habitat is
like when its born into a cage.....and thinks that pine scraps are its home

what is your natural habitat
exactly :\
pine scraps ;\



so tell me about your musical adventures, your girlfriend mentioned something about squirrels ?
squirrel hunt
my music is bad.
but....
its fun for me
squirrel hunt is just nonsense
like....
its about me...chasing a squirrel

freestylin ?
nah
fux0r freestylin
see....if u listen....
u can hear me screaming at the squirrel
who is represented by a high pitched chirping

what was its name
idono
anonymous
but he won in the end :\
he just chirped at me till i went away

are you afraid of aminals
im afraid of giant wolves

like in princess mononoke ?
who came to me in my dreams once
i never saw that

tell me about your dream
u know a recent recurring dream?
i'll tell u the old 1
then the new1
the old 1 was this guy far far away
who i couldnt really see like in any dream
but i visualized him as sort of a big huge shadow guy
who yelled at me forever
but i couldnt say anything back
and i had to stay still
and he couldnt even see me anyway
he just knew i was there
and there were demons all around
coming in and outta the ground

:8'o
sometimes this dream would hapen while i was awake
its stopped......maybe temporarily
more recently....
in my dreams....
i see this recurring field
with this gravetype memorial plaque thing laid flat on the ground

:8'o
surrounded by jungle in 1 dream
surrounded by dead grass in another
but in both it was the grave of 2 raped girls
and the men who raped them
4 ppl

yikes
and i didnt know why they were there buried all together.
i figured it might have been like....
someone making them rape the girls
and then buryin em in the same place

is this in relation to your personal life or movies or just random trains of thought or gummy bears or maybe anorexia
it was taking place in the present
but all that hapened long ago
i dont have many dreams.
i dont sleep enuf to
hehe
well....
who knows
i dono dream theory
;p

:8')
i havent raped anyone though.

thats good.



so how did you meet o9
we were both on dalnet
in #audiowarez (which is a channel full of assholes, for the record :P)

haha
and they basically kicked us both out

lol
for slandering their midi asses
so we started a chan called like......#moose i think
now we hang out in a diff chan
but....
ya
thats how
IRC
hehe

how much later did you meet tampax
hm......
bout the same time i think

cool, so the group wuz assembled
we all hung out in #moose a bit
well.....
ya sorta

do you smoke a lot of turtle shells with your star power
you can get mass 1-UPS

i was looking at a pokemon game for gameboy earlier

which color
SILVER EDITION

omg
and a box for the yellow one

! ! !
i was unimpressed
there was a snake light on that gameboy

can I have them for shoelaces
what a dumb toy.

those are hip
no
they're not mine

can I get you to steal me one
they're my gf's little bro/sis's
nah
unless u pay shipping

so you dont like gameboy ?
nah

how much shipping
games are boring
i dono

youre not making friends
u gotta figure that out
hehe

hahaha
not making friends?

gameboy is the shit.
nah
gameboy sux

you suck
proly

hahahahah
;p
i dont care. everyone sucks. everyone rules.



so, is there a name fer yer group of musos at all ?
well.......
we all kindof know each other
like if u hung out with friends......
i dono why ud call urself anything
i mean,
maybe we're like
the Nachos
or something
who knows

hahahaahah ok
3 holy nachos

so what do enooze readers need 2 take away from this ascii experience
hm....
how about....
#audiowarez sucks
and......
i suck
and if u listen to my trax
;p

lol ok trRg, thanx for the interview !
np ;p