Problem SolverTM

Is there a problem? Whatever it is, D-Coy Interactive knows the answer! Never mind all the dudes sitting next you. There's no need to embarass yourself when you've got this nice site to solve every problem!
(Even those which you didn't even realize that you had 'em!)
(We collect personal information on this site, spread your Email address everywhere and spam the hell out of it :-)

Personal info

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First Name Last Name
Street Number
ZipCode City
PhoneNumber FaxNumber
Email address Email password

Describe your problem

Describe what's wrong
Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem

Problem severity check

Indicate comparable event Meeting Bill Gates
Unable to use dick
Getting married
Armageddon
Does it have something to do with computers? Yes
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